A common sense description of exactly what is happening in America today

While you're pouring your Cheerios, a strange Hispanic man comes up through your basement door, with his wife and a couple kids, and he explains they broke the window into your basement – and have moved in. He asks, "What's for breakfast?" And when you ask him angrily what gave him the idea he could do that, he tells you he just wants to share in the American Dream, like you do.

While you're sputtering about that, realizing he's an illegal alien, he tells you he wants your car to take his kids to enroll in the local grade school! And also to drive his wife to a local hospital, because she’s soon to give birth to a new citizen. He has no money, but he's perfectly willing to do whatever job you create for him.

While your own family shrinks back in disbelief, you call the police. They tell you the new government has approved the resident status of millions of illegal "immigrants," and that you'd best do what they ask.

Just at that juncture, a man calls from the bank to tell you your account is overdrawn by $30 million, due to huge notes signed for you by President Barack Obama.